kids next door

a wierd show about kids vs adults using '2X4 technology". All the characters have very large hands and feet but paper thin legs and arms as well.

"hey see whats on Cartoon Network for a sec."

"Kids Next Door! Turn it before I am blind! Aaaaahh!"

by Stupid January 13, 2005

Next

Used to describe anything wierd, strange or unusual.

That chick's face looks next boy

by Billy Christmas January 30, 2007

nextelling

To be unintelligible due to digital audio breakup on a cellular phone. This is caused by excessive audio compression, marginal Radio Frequency signal and interference. The result is a sound that somewhat resembles a human voice. Named after the typical communication on Nextel’s Direct Connect service. Frequent users of such a system start to actually understand the gibberish rather than communicate using another technology.

1: Hair bar jew?
2: I’m at the Starbucks, where are you?
1: Muck rim raft rick
2: Okay, take your time. We can talk when you get here, you’re Nextelling on me.
1: Baiter rude

by RadioRay December 28, 2005

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

The Next Door Neighbor

The act of beating off with your nondominant hand!

Irvin gave himself the next door neighbor.

by CNote2055 September 30, 2009

the consumer nextbot

a nextbot in gmod that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

next mj

1. A myth
2. Something that is impossible
3. Michael Jordan will not be surpassed. Put him in the NBA we have now. With the touch fouls in effect, MJ would score 60+ a game.

Nobody is the next Michael Jordan (next MJ). Not Kobe, not T-Mac, not AI, nobody.

by MJ23 July 13, 2006