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New York Rat War 

A historical event taking place in 57 Street subway station on December 3rd, 2007 Where at least 40 people were trapped in the station after the security gates suffered an electrical malfunction. Smelling the fear and warm flesh swarms of new york subway rats immediately began to attack the people resulting in a vast majority of them being devoured by the vicious rats. The CBRN was promptly deployed and a quarantine zone was quickly established. Multiple teams of heavily equipped soldiers were then deployed with various modified lawnmowers to deal with the infestation. As a result there as an estimated 28 human casualties (one being a soldier who hit a bump on a ride on mower and fell in front of it) and an unknown amount of rat deaths. However it is believed to be in the tens of thousands. This tragedy was swiftly covered up by the New York City board of tourism but it is rumored some footage remains.
Have you heard of the New York Rat War? That was vicious man.

New York Button 

The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.
New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!
New York Button by Ernesto Salsa February 26, 2022

New York Rangers 

A hockey team where all the New Jersey bandwagons root for and say it's cuz of their parents, like a bunch of unloyal fucks, and say they love the rangers while only knowing maybe 3 players
Bandwagon: "oh yeah I love the New York Rangers"
Actual hockey fan: "name 3 players"
Bandwagon: "Igon Shesterkin, Adam Fox, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

new york city

Despite local opinions, it is not the center of the universe.
They make Pace Picante in NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!
new york city by Dagmar Geech June 11, 2006

New York Times 

One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.

And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.
New York Times keeps me informed.
New York Times by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020

new york rappers vs atlanta rappers 

atlanta rappers: featuring each other in each others songs, helping each other, generally having the other atlanta rapper's back

new york rappers: always having beef with each other
atlanta rappers are nicer to each other

New York Bus Ride 

A sexual act between two men in which the receiving partner, person A, is sitting on the other partner's, person B's, lap sideways. Additionally, B sucks A's dick while fucking him in the ass.
"I'll sit on your lap and let you fuck my ass, but you have to suck my dick."

"Okay, before or after?"

"Dude, during. I want a New York Bus Ride."
New York Bus Ride by SamKatz April 25, 2010