natural horsemanship

Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.
"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"
by bootsnspurs April 09, 2012
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Natures Clown

I work with a bunch of Natures Clowns.
by crackmsp March 19, 2008
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Natural nerves

When something is annoying you more than usual. Your natural nerves are your normal every day nerves.
by jennygrl841 June 22, 2010
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nature's pocket

The human anus. Used for storing small, to medium sized objects.
1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"

2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."

by Cylyk November 06, 2002
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natural diabetes

Satisfying your sweet-tooth by consuming foods that naturally sweet such as fruits instead of sweets made with refined sugars such as cookies and soda.
xkiera: I got golden colored raspberries today!
kenny: are they sweet?
xkiera: they're more sweat than regular. I prefer sugar from fruits vs. sugar from soda. I'm all about natural diabetes
kenny: you give me a tooth ache, baby.
xkiera: whatevs
by artist6000 June 24, 2015
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Natural light

A drink that tastes like piss that some pound down right after they raw dog their sister-mom in the back of their uncle-brother's 72 pick-up in the school parking lot waiting for your sister-daughter to finsh tongue boxing her best friends ass hole.
"Hey Dad you are really cool for giving me a natural light to drink and for letting me fuck sister last night."
by Not the moma March 27, 2021
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Natural rizzaster

When a person is bad at rizzing up others natural rizzaster is when you are smiling too akwardly and bad at talking to girls.
Tosheto:hi girl you like me Goshko : This is 2.0 Natural Rizzaster
by Cupcakebackpack March 31, 2023
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