National Cunt Day

On this day January 29th we celebrate all the cunts in the world :)

Hey man it’s January 29th… HAPPY NATIONAL CUNT DAY

by Secret Santa;) January 29, 2023

national 0.5 day

national 0.5 day where your pictures that are taken in the 0.5 camera shine on december 8th.

“Hey do you know what today is?”
“December 8th”
“No silly, national 0.5 day!”

by smoochi December 8, 2022

National Kiss Day

The 28th of April is the day you makeout with anyone you want, and get away with it.

Wow! it's national kiss day!

by YBN QueefStain May 30, 2018

National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th

Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?

by weirdlongwilly April 22, 2022

National Jellybean day

In the bibles old testament, it is theorized that on 23rd of march a horrible disaster will strike earth, as sinners will suddenly discover their fathers gone. The oceans will be filled with lean, and sky will become dark purple.

- Oh no, it's National Jellybean day.
- Oh no dude.

by Oto_ March 21, 2022

National Gru Day

July 9th is national Gru day as in the character from the Despicable Me franchise. It is customary to dress like Gru and quote him throughout the day.

Hey! It’s National Gru Day! Where is your Gru attire? Do you even know the Gru song?

by Anni Banani March 23, 2022

National Cadence Day

National Cadence Day is a day to celebrate all your fellow friends named Cadence!! National Cadence Day takes place on March 31st.

"oh my gosh! it's national cadence day!"

by vivifyin March 28, 2022