Natures Clown

A mentally retarded person

I work with a bunch of Natures Clowns.

by crackmsp March 19, 2008

natural horsemanship

Something that was invented by "horse whisperers" to promote their lines of yacht rope tack and training sessions/clinics which usually consist of chasing your horse's ass around it's front feet and shaking a lead rope at its face to make it back up. Mostly used by people who have virtually no control over their horse and have way too much time on their hands.

"Have you got your horse back from the natural horsemanship trainer yet?"
"No, It's been 90 days and they just got on him yesterday so he's not ready to come home yet"

by bootsnspurs September 14, 2012

Natural nerves

When something is annoying you more than usual. Your natural nerves are your normal every day nerves.

That kid at work is getting on my natural nerves.

by jennygrl841 July 3, 2010

nature's pocket

The human anus. Used for storing small, to medium sized objects.

1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"

2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."

by Cylyk November 5, 2002

ill-natured

Bad-tempered or mean-spirited

Most fairy tales have at least one ill-natured antagonist, an evil step-mother or ferocious ogre.

by 0mnipotent March 21, 2017

natural deselection

Defined as the behaviour and ultimate loss of life of 'chavs' by only ever consuming mind boggling quantities of take away 'food'.

Idiot Chav eats take aways for 15 years ...dies!Death by junk food. Hence 'Natural Deselection'

by Monkit December 11, 2013

natural diabetes

Satisfying your sweet-tooth by consuming foods that naturally sweet such as fruits instead of sweets made with refined sugars such as cookies and soda.

xkiera: I got golden colored raspberries today!
kenny: are they sweet?
xkiera: they're more sweat than regular. I prefer sugar from fruits vs. sugar from soda. I'm all about natural diabetes
kenny: you give me a tooth ache, baby.
xkiera: whatevs

by artist6000 July 2, 2015