Person A: how do you feel about *anime character name*
Person B:they are amazing, I would date them
Person A: you a simp
Person B:they are amazing, I would date them
Person A: you a simp
by Moonmoon<3 September 01, 2020
episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning
by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020
A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
by dsfghfd March 26, 2020
by TheSmartManWHoKnowsAll March 01, 2021
A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 30, 2020
I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 04, 2023
It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
by Qippyy January 09, 2021