non-meateatian

a person who claims to be a vegetarian, but eats no vegetables.

Peter: 'I'm a vegetarian'
Carol: 'Oh so you eat loads of vegetables but no meat?'
Peter: 'I don't eat meat, but I don't eat vegetables either, I don't really like them.

Carols: 'So your a non-meateatian then.'
Peter: 'What's a 'non-meateatian'?
Carol: 'Someone who claims to be a VEGetarian but eats NO vegetables!'

by blissishappiness January 21, 2016

non-yoinkage

The act of a wild BennyyAU to be told to not yoink resulting in non-yoinkage

BennyyAU noticed a gold armor a teammate pinged and tried to yoink it and femsteph told him BennyyAU no yoinking aka non-yoinkage

by hehexd123123 March 9, 2019

non-psychotropic

Does not affect the mind, emotions and behavior

They will be fine to drive, and pilot it's, "non-psychotropic."

by emilejfagerstromiv May 29, 2019

lit-non

When things really didn't pop and it was not 'Lit'.

That party was so Lit-non.

by J.J.W-global September 13, 2017

non sexuitur

A word a phrase uttered during sexy time that has nothing to do with said sexy time with the exception of ruining it.

So this morning my girl and I were all romantic and she gave me one of those real sexy looks followed by a non sexuitur asking about good breakfast places in the 'hood. I hope they were serving sausage because after that I sure as hell wasnt.

by TheRealDerek May 18, 2017

non-denom

slang for a nondenominational church, or a Christian church that does not offically affiliated with any denominations and may or may not have its own theology.

Oh, you go to the non-denom on the other side of town? Cool! I've always wanted to visit there.

by thebiggestDUFFever November 7, 2017

Non-Breakup

The emotional process of getting over a person one never dated after accepting the fact they have no chance.

"I'm going through a rough non-breakup... I finally realized Tim will never go out with me."

by Toys"F"Us June 27, 2016