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poop nap

n. Falling asleep on the toilet, specifically when there is poop hanging out of your butt. Usually occurs due to the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Dude I just took a 30 minute poop nap and woke up because I was snoring so loudly.
by Master_Q January 1, 2010
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nigger nap

A long-ass nap during which you get as much work done as a nigger does on an eight-hour shift.
Whiteman #1: Well shit, my boss caught me taking a nigger nap in my office the other day. I think he's gonna can me.
Whiteman #2: Don't worry, there's no one but niggers applying for management these days.
by John McCrary May 9, 2008
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nap sex

Are you awake? Can I have nap sex with you?
by Mr always right February 27, 2015
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happy nap

dude im gonna go take a happy nap
by C2DJ June 21, 2010
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disco nap

A classic rave/club-whore term that refers to a brief (30-90 minute) nap which a person takes in between two large events (e.g., raves and circuit parties). Because both events may span hours into the double-digits, there is little time to sleep. A disco nap helps to afford one the energy to make it through the second event.
I had to catch a disco nap before going to the next party.
by tfk February 26, 2005
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power-nap

An revitalizing, re-energizing, refreshing short, but powerful sleep, usually mid-day, which is especially good for those times when one still has lots of work to do, is very tired, and has only 20 minutes in which to get back their productive power.
Jeeez, I've got two term papers due by 6pm, but I'm so beat... I need a power-nap.
by James Maas September 30, 2007
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pope-nap

to obtain the pope against his will and run off with him in a sack.
by 'Rapid Fire' Gordon Johnson September 9, 2005
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