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red mystery

Girls waking up in the middle of the night to find her panties soak with blood from her period. She goes on to eat it
OMG. Mary had a red mystery last night
by knighttroller January 8, 2015
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mystery wedgie

when friends hold u down and give u a wedgie also put mysterious items down the front.
I was on the beach when my friends came and gave me a mystery wedgie in my speedo. They put down a crab which pinched, seaweed, sand, and food for seagulls. the animals were bighting and pinching. it hert sooooo bad.
by hotty July 29, 2008
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mystie

to clog one's toilet
Don't mystie my crapper.
by Mystaphalon September 9, 2003
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mistee

Someone who bugs you to define them because their name doesn't appear on urban dictionary
Mistee is an ass.
by Jfromstatefarm November 16, 2016
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MysteryMeat

Luncheon meat.
Spam.

An alias used by Phob0s, goddess of beatings and IRC peonage.
MysteryMeat pwnz you.
by EKM July 13, 2003
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mystevious

A combination of mystery and devious. Used to describe a person whose actions and plans are both mysterious and devious, especially as it relates to business matters.
"Rick's corporate organization is so complex that the only word I can use to describe both it and him is mystevious.

Here's the way it appears to work: he owns all of Acme 1 Inc. in which he has invested $25,000. Acme 1 owns 51% of Acme 2 which has outside investors that invest $25,000 less a dollar in Acme 2. Acme 2 then invests all of the proceeds in Acme 3 in return for 51% of Acme 3. Again Acme 3 has outside investors that put in cash equal to the amount Acme 2 has invested less a dollar.

By the time Rick has incorporated Acme 12, he controls (absolutely) a company that has $51,197,953.00 of cash on hand with an initial investment of just $25k. And it's all perfectly legal to boot."
by Prof Bruce April 13, 2010
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Senior Mystery Box

A man that is like a mystery box in that you wanna know about him until you find out about him and then say "why did i go with the mystery box?"
"Why did I choose Senior mystery box?"
"Because everyone wnats to know about the mystery box."
by Kapsule Corp. January 30, 2009
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