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monster load

A very large amount of jizz. A very forceful and plentiful ejaculation resulting in a large amount of semen. A large build up of semen in one's balls that weighs them down.
Last night I was fucking this chick and let loose with a monster load. She was covered in a ton of my jizz. Felt so good to get out that monster load, my balls felt ten pounds lighter.
by shooter magee July 22, 2016
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monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
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silk monster

Someone who’s skin is so smooth it’s monsterous, scary, overwhelming
Dude you use dove? You’re a silk monster right now
by Tedmburke July 4, 2018
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Lagoon monster

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022
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super monster

A 6 legged mystical creature which can only be made in the dirtiest grimiest places off earth. It is a combination of 2 peoples bodies, one person has the other on his shoulders and uses his hands and feet to move while the other only uses his hands to choose a direction.
"Wow i just saw a 26 fingered super monster at FDR Park!"
by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007
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Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020
mugGet the Period monstermug.

beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody
We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.
by krazy jr July 30, 2007
mugGet the beej monstermug.

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