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super monster

A 6 legged mystical creature which can only be made in the dirtiest grimiest places off earth. It is a combination of 2 peoples bodies, one person has the other on his shoulders and uses his hands and feet to move while the other only uses his hands to choose a direction.
"Wow i just saw a 26 fingered super monster at FDR Park!"
by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007
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Lagoon monster

by Guylikespieforlife December 28, 2022
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tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.
Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.
by ohnozura April 8, 2017
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Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.
" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .
by Binky Winky June 13, 2017
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Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020
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monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
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beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody
We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.
by krazy jr July 30, 2007
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