Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
by Felonious monk August 25, 2015
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Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.
" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .
by Binky Winky June 14, 2017
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tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.
Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.
by ohnozura April 09, 2017
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super monster

A 6 legged mystical creature which can only be made in the dirtiest grimiest places off earth. It is a combination of 2 peoples bodies, one person has the other on his shoulders and uses his hands and feet to move while the other only uses his hands to choose a direction.
"Wow i just saw a 26 fingered super monster at FDR Park!"
by Frank Anthony Davis April 26, 2007
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mii monster

An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.

This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".
On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.
by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008
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gurgle monster

Everyday meth users tend to experience a loud, excessive gurgling in the stomach. It happens very often and they refer to it as the gurgle monster.
That damn gurgle monster is back.
by StlKrook July 09, 2011
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Fluggle Monster

One who is very hungry and ravished. Normaly over worked college students.
My friend,Becky, is acting like a huge fluggle monster today!
by sarahb150 October 19, 2011
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