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super monster

A 6 legged mystical creature which can only be made in the dirtiest grimiest places off earth. It is a combination of 2 peoples bodies, one person has the other on his shoulders and uses his hands and feet to move while the other only uses his hands to choose a direction.
"Wow i just saw a 26 fingered super monster at FDR Park!"
by Frank Anthony Davis May 6, 2007
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Period monster

Something you call women when they are really mad to calm them down. Should always be used if you have an upset wife/girlfriend.
My girl was being all mad and attacking me, so I called her a period monster and she settled down and started feeding me grapes.
by Tyler Peniston June 3, 2020
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monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.
Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.
by cuate March 30, 2015
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Blobness Monster

Where you inflate your dick to massive proportions. Then whip it out, and let it float around on the bank of the lake. Then let people jump on it. Then the next person in line goes up the ladder, and jumps down on to it, and it launches the person into the air, and into the lake.
" Bruh... last weekend I was so horny that I
pulled a good ole' Blobness monster .
by Binky Winky June 13, 2017
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tiddy monster

A tiddy monster is a female with particularly large breasts.
Camilla from Fire Emblem: Fates is a tiddy monster.
by ohnozura April 8, 2017
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mii monster

An awful Mii Character created for use on the Nintendo Wii Video Game System.

This character does not look at all like you, but your family and friends swear it is an exact likeness of yourself. No matter how many times you say, "that doesn't look like me", your family and friends say, "oh yes it does".
On Nintendo, my "Mii Character" is Horrible it looks more like a mii monster, I hate it but my wife says it looks just like me.
by BetterFasterSmarterTaller June 23, 2008
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Monster truckin'

And apt description of having disproportionately sized testicles in relation to having a smaller penis. Thus, creating the imagery of a small cab on giant wheels much like a monster truck
Bill was wary of wearing his speedo out, for he was perpetually monster truckin' with his inappropriately low bulge.
by Felonious monk October 5, 2015
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