National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026

To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.

Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.

RIP Harper Lee

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2021

To Kill A Mockingbird

Completely goofy book. Goofy ahh goofy book. It’s nice to read whenever you don’t have to write 30 annotations on it. I cannot focus and I want to preform a lobotomy on myself all because of To Kill A Mockingbird.

Atticus Finch is hot, though, so.

To kill a mockingbird makes me want to kill myself

by Deez1457899 August 5, 2022

To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy learns that Americans are racist when she watches a drunken loser ruin a black man's life via false rape accusation, despite the fact that her father absolutely proved that he could not have done it. (Later, the poor black man dies in prison via police brutality.)

Tomboy then gets attacked by the aforementioned drunken loser, and a man whom she used to torment because she wanted to see what he looked like comes to her rescue, and he disappears again. The rest of it is pure filler. Seriously, this book is almost 400 pages, but it would only be around 60-80 pages if you only included the parts that actually matter.

To Kill A Mockingbird is one of the most overly long books of all time.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 28, 2022

To Kill a Mockingbird

When a penis, dildo or sexual toy gets stuck in someone else's vagina or anus.

"Baby, why did you do to kill a mockingbird? Please get it out!"

by Jplacerdasilva1 March 7, 2023

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Girl learns about racism. Plus filler. LOADS of filler.

To Kill a Mocking Bird

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024