Mrowka

A large solid turd.

"I pooped out a giant Mrowka the other night. Man did my ass hurt!"

by megbass79 November 14, 2010

MROWR

A cute way of saying "I love you" like a baby tiger. Deprived from a Pon and Zi cartoon strip, a little tiger adorably says "mrowr" to Pon and Zi, possibly showing cute affection.

Pon/Zi: "HALT, FIEND!!"
Adorable Tiger: "mrowr (:"

by mr salmon face May 19, 2011

Canadian microwave

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.

Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Russian Microwave

A Microwave made in Russia

I love my new Russian Microwave!

by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011

minowa

usually minowa's are ass rapin po-pin balla's from new york whos a big shiting yankie

we fly high no lie you no this "minowa"

by eethreezee June 13, 2007

Microwave head

Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.

Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.

Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*

by Bweeeeent November 18, 2015

Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".

"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."

by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016