The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”
“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”
“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”
“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
by Johnith30th June 10, 2025
Get the Minnesota Blowdryermug. by Official Savage Sweetheart April 12, 2019
Get the Minnesota Avemug. Minnesota mogwai placing a mogwai (Gizmo from the movie Gremlins) in your or someone else's anus and then feeding it after midnight, or exposing it to water, or sunlight. To derive sexual pleasure or as punishment .
My girlfriend caught me screwing her sister and said" If you want to stay together your atonement is the Minnesota Mogwai...."
My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.
My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.
by Hic Nocker August 13, 2025
Get the Minnesota mogwaimug. The act of putting a full tin of used snoos packets into your partners anus and having your partner fart them out like a shotgun at a white tail deer
by Mountain Man84 February 7, 2025
Get the Minnesota buckshotmug. When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb June 2, 2011
Get the Minnesota Lumberjackmug. When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015
Get the minnesota memory foam mattressmug. Two moderately handsome man rub their penises together in the woods, much like boy scouts attempting to start a primitive campfire. When the sticks start to head up and the men achieve simultaneous release, they sit down and eat smore's and then pretend it never happened.
by Adrianrage December 30, 2024
Get the Minnesota Campfiremug.