midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.

She is such a midget dictator

by Hotmamats December 20, 2016

Super Midget

A mighty little man (or woman) who is extremely muscular or strong especially with their domante hand. Typically from south america or the southern areas of countries, and are extremely good at tumbling in races because their legs are to short to run fast. Also have a very short temper and memory.

Man: Nice job on the race, you roll pretty fast!
Super Midget: F#CK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!
Man: Wow calm down bro
Super Midget: What, I didn't even do anything bro?

by WhiteisTheNewRight March 23, 2017

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. Pickle tickler.

Hey man, did you see Nate Dogg was slappin midgets for the fifth time today?!

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.

These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.

by StagHunter December 31, 2019

dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD

person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me

by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022

turbo midget

Joe Rogan's common nickname

Joe Rogan is a confirmed anti-vaxxer, he is such a turbo midget.

by mmoponcho May 19, 2021

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017