by Maxifire32 August 24, 2022
Get the micro wave mug.The little shit stain that moans when he wipes his ass and wants to have sex with Joey (from dkoldies) bro digs in his ass crack for crumbs to eat, probably shits his pants to talk to his discord kitten all day, and gets absolutely no bitches 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Note: fuck you micro -DKcocksocks
Note: fuck you micro -DKcocksocks
Hey Jim have you seen the new micro comment
Is it the one that goes "y'all suck🤢🤢🤮🤮"?
Yeah! Spot on
The morel of the story is fuck micro
Is it the one that goes "y'all suck🤢🤢🤮🤮"?
Yeah! Spot on
The morel of the story is fuck micro
by Omega virgin September 4, 2022
Get the Micro mug.A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.
I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.
by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026
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