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A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
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person one: is that Melissa
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
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