Mega Simp

Grant

Grant is a Mega Simp for anime girls.

by Nice Cut G October 1, 2020

mega lol

The highest level of lol.

Where a joke is so funny that it leaves you no choice but to mega lol
Ranks above standard lol and super lol

“You've been such a stupid cunt lately”
“Watch your language dude”
“Oh I meant silly cunt”
“That’s like totally mega lol bro”

by Spicybungalover69 December 5, 2021

ipod mega

A common boombox or stereo. A poor persons I pod.

Randy told us about his new Ipod, but when we showed up at his house we found out it was just an Ipod Mega.

Randy: Yo, come check out my new Ipod!

Dan: Shut up you homo, thats just an Ipod Mega.

by stevehints April 26, 2006

Mega-Pint

A large glass of wine consumed only by Gods.

Johnny Depp drank a mega-pint of wine.

by Sxmxnthx May 9, 2022

mega-nutrition

a delicious candy-bar kind of like twix but 1 is white chocolate &the other is milk chocolate. they are energy enhancers.

Have you tried that mega-nutrition? IT REALLY GIVES YOU A BOOST!

by up_for_sale January 15, 2004

MEGA MAN

When one proceeds to tape beers around his arm as to make a mega man blaster (not to be confused with Edward Forty Hands)

Dude 1: Yo, did you see that bro last night with those beers around his arms?? WTF is that shit?!

Dude 2: Dumbass, he was Mega Manning that shit...

by Tha Dicky P November 16, 2012

Mega Mong

Amplified version of a mong - when one is so wiped that all one can do is chill, do nothing practicle whatsoever. The beauty of a mega-mong is that it can last for hours, even days.

Im so hungover that im just gonna crash at mine today and have a mega mong for the rest of the weekend

by boon:noob November 22, 2009