Mega bear

Mega bears r majestical creatures that eat big booties bitch the jerk them off in their sleep after they wake up wet they munch on penis (big penis) and proceed to jerk them off hoping to make them cum. Mega bears thrive on cum. After they’re extremely exhausted so they snuggle up on there gfs vagina hole 😍 After that they sleep and repeat the whole process. Currently they have no leader

“Bro oml angel is a mega bear”

by Balls 😱😱 May 2, 2022

mega lol

The highest level of lol.

Where a joke is so funny that it leaves you no choice but to mega lol
Ranks above standard lol and super lol

“You've been such a stupid cunt lately”
“Watch your language dude”
“Oh I meant silly cunt”
“That’s like totally mega lol bro”

by Spicybungalover69 December 5, 2021

ipod mega

A common boombox or stereo. A poor persons I pod.

Randy told us about his new Ipod, but when we showed up at his house we found out it was just an Ipod Mega.

Randy: Yo, come check out my new Ipod!

Dan: Shut up you homo, thats just an Ipod Mega.

by stevehints April 26, 2006

Mega-Pint

A large glass of wine consumed only by Gods.

Johnny Depp drank a mega-pint of wine.

by Sxmxnthx May 9, 2022

mega-nutrition

a delicious candy-bar kind of like twix but 1 is white chocolate &the other is milk chocolate. they are energy enhancers.

Have you tried that mega-nutrition? IT REALLY GIVES YOU A BOOST!

by up_for_sale January 15, 2004

MEGA MAN

When one proceeds to tape beers around his arm as to make a mega man blaster (not to be confused with Edward Forty Hands)

Dude 1: Yo, did you see that bro last night with those beers around his arms?? WTF is that shit?!

Dude 2: Dumbass, he was Mega Manning that shit...

by Tha Dicky P November 16, 2012

Mega Mong

Amplified version of a mong - when one is so wiped that all one can do is chill, do nothing practicle whatsoever. The beauty of a mega-mong is that it can last for hours, even days.

Im so hungover that im just gonna crash at mine today and have a mega mong for the rest of the weekend

by boon:noob November 22, 2009