Metrosexual

This term was defined and invented by Mark Simpson (of www.marksimpson.com). Check out his site for the original Salon article

"I am a US advertising executive who reads Salon.com and I have stolen the word Metrosexual from Mark Simpson"

by clueless_joe August 12, 2003

metrosexual

A man who is not afraid of his feminine side but is still straight. This can include pampering himself, however it is sometimes referred to someone who is simply more comfortable around women or thinks more like a woman.

"He's always hanging around girls and even acts like them, he must be gay"
"No, he's a metrosexual"

by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004

metrosexuals

A group of "men" who use vagisil and other womenly products because they "feel good about themselves". In other words, they have no wangs, balls, muscles, or testosterone. They act like fags (surprise) while claiming they aren't. You see them on TV shows a lot. Actually, you see them everywhere. I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGS! I MEAN, METROSEXUALS!

Let's get all the metrosexuals together by announcing a gay orgy. They like stuff like that, so they'll all come running. Then, we won't let them use any make up or vagisil for an entire hour! It'll make them go nuts! Even worse, we could have them do actual work! They would whine, though:
"I'm sweating! Can we stop? Pleeeease????"
"I think I broke a fingernail. Boo hoo hoo!"


You fags. You disgust me.

by Uncle Bob Tay February 28, 2005

metrosexual

Having had sexual relations with someone on the metro or subway or other form of mass transit.

Michael met me at the station and we had a quick metrosexual encounter on the way back uptown.

by Kymber April 18, 2006

MatosWasted

So drunk you shit on someone's bathroom's wall. Then runs away from crime scene. Owner of house goes to find said so shitty wall and yells to find out who it is. Then all you do is deny that you didn't shit on the wall when you really did.

There was a party going on at Brandon's house. He found shit on his bathroom walls. He yelled and asked everyone who was drunk at his house who did it. The "MatosWasted" guy is the first denies it and keeps being defensive about it. Even though Brandon knows it was him.

by waaaaaaaaa??? April 28, 2011

metrosexual

a man male with female tendencies

ryan seacrest: the original

by crazyiind0lence December 23, 2004

metrosexual

A guy who wears clothing that most women would consider "fashionable" but guys would consider "gay" and owns all the newest toys such as an iPhone. Frequently seen dancing by self to house music

Chris was enjoying dancing with himself wearing velour pants while texting on his iPhone in a overtly metrosexual way

by psjm November 13, 2009