Mathis B.

A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.

Example 1: Ew, look at that person, they must be a Mathis B.

by papijugledembalsinmymouth November 18, 2024

Matthias Fleur

“We’ll run away together, just you and me.” The cliches of red plastic cups, graffitied walls, and endless city lights are constants in his existence. Impulsive, daring escapades—born from the recklessness of youth—define his days. Judging stares and disapproving whispers from adults mean nothing to him; he thrives in the bitter frost of early mornings, feeling utterly free as though destiny bends at his will. His smile is a locked door, silently declaring, You don’t know me. You never will.

An unsolvable mystery, he draws others in with layers of complexity bound by time and wear, each detail enticing the curious to dig deeper. A guitar prodigy with the spirit of a rockstar, his fiery energy flirts with destruction. His aesthetic mirrors his essence: veiny clothing, buffalo Londons, and silver necklaces. He lives in the analog haze of walkman cassette players, and old vinyls, exuding a raw, unfiltered charisma. He is a fleeting yet unforgettable moment—a living enigma, impossible to pin down yet mesmerizing to behold.

“i wanna be matthias fleur so bad.” we get it.

by Matthias Fleur December 13, 2024

Matthias

He is the goat, better than lebron, better than playboi Carti, better than every one on earth. He is simply the best friend anyone can ask for. He is nice to me.

Hey did y'all see Matthias

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025

Matthias's Mindblowers

There are three mind blowers like the three amigos.

Mind blower one: when you leave school and take a nap
Mind blower two: when you can't find your phone but find it in the place where you leave it
Mind blowers three: when you get some tacos this is my order: guacamole, refried beans, black beans, lettuce, carne asada, pico de gallo, cilantro, two full limes squirted all over 4 of my special tacos

I just experienced one of Matthias's Mindblowers(tm) it made my life complete

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025

Matias

Alternatives include: Mattinand, Mattentino, Matthanuel, Mattington, Mattholemew, Matticus, Mattimilian, Mattentine, Mattovanni, and ofc

Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection

Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.

Definitely one of the best people you can get to know

“Hi dad. This is Matias, he likes transformers.”

by Beth the root veg September 18, 2025

Mattias

Mattias has the most massive cake in the world, such a handsome boy

Girl 1: Hey look, it's Mattias, he's such a cutie
Boy 1: you cant have him, he's mine!

by Hehehehehrhrhehehrheheh January 13, 2026

cheyenne mathis

An amazing funny girl
Shes always bright and tries to bring out the best in people. She tries to keep everyone on the right path all tho some of her friends are on a totally differnt path. Shes shy at first but once you get to know her she wont shut up. Shes a horrible kisser :

Cheyenne mathis means a cool nice girl. Look at cheyenne over there getting them out of trouble!

by Lamp Shade? August 23, 2015