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manterrupting

A man's inherent right to interrupt a woman's opinion solely based on the fact that he is superior by dint of his gender. Men are by every quantifiable measure vastly superior to women, and as such are free to stop a woman mid sentence in order to bring veracity, logic, or common sense into the conversation.
Woman: "I just feel that I do the same amount of work and get paid less, this wage gap is..."
Man: "I call upon the power of manterrupting! Listen closely you silly bitch. he wage gap has been

debunked and proven inherently false over and over. It doesn't exist, and your desire to

prove it exists is simply a reaction that is increasingly common among increasingly entitled

women.
Woman: I feel that is untrue based on nothing other than my own feelings at present, which I now

choose to believe over your impeccable logic and superior thinking capability.
by Hewhoistruth October 12, 2016
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jaeden martells wife

the best person on this earth, someone you would want in your life 🥺☝🏼 and if she’s not your a loser🤣(bad one)
you: “who is jaeden martells wife”

me “oh that’s soph, the best person 👹”
by thismightbejae June 2, 2021
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Angry Hairy Marten

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.
Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.
by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011
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The Malteser

This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.
John: "Why are you eating so much curry Steve"
Steve: "I'm preparing to do The Malteser tomorrow"
by Pooeychooeylooey November 19, 2016
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mafternoon

The time of day that covers both the morning and the afternoon.
Joan spent all mafternoon at the park.
by sem1985 July 1, 2011
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maate

Now then maate
by Whitman January 21, 2003
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Dirty Maltese

A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Italian, a dirty maltese will emphatically deny being Italian and will loudly proclaim his true nationality saying "I am from Malta!". This is often followed by others in the immediate area quitely whispering "what's a malta?".

A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.

Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.
The dirty maltese shook hands with 3 of his friends promising to fully fund their trip to the world cup of soccer should Malta ever qualify. Knowing that because Malta would never qualify (in a million years), he would not have to follow through on the empty gesture.
by Conky June 29, 2006
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