Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.

Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏

by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025

Randy marshin it

The act ove putting your bollocks in a microwave to gain cancer

“Hey jim wheres tony”

“Hes randy marshin it mate”

by Autoraven784 August 28, 2025

full dog's mashings

Everything, the lot,

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

Mississippi washing mashine

Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine

my wife did a Mississippi washing mashine on me, and i am so fucking dizzy from it

by arev50 January 8, 2026