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greasy mustache

a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.
Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.
by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010
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Pubic Mustache

When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.

In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"

2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
by INFENT March 21, 2011
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Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.
Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.
by atleastjake December 20, 2015
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Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.
I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.
by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009
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Caught in Rallan's Mustache

To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.
Boss: Why are you late?!

Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.
by Yellowstains April 3, 2009
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Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published
My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn
by WillyDickCox April 11, 2015
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Moustache Tits

Popular in the Burlesque world. Moustache Tits are when a dance has straight fringe pasties.
Dancer: Do you like my new fringe pasties?
Me: They kind of look like moustache tits.
by BixiBite January 25, 2011
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