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When a pair of cute shoes retail at $89 and you find them on sale for $29; you did not save $60, yet this means you have $60 yet to spend!
Cassie: OMG, these are only $29??
Melissa: Nice, what's the retail?
Cassie: $89
Melissa: You have $60 left to spend!
Melissa & Cassie: GIRL MATH!!
by NYIrishEyes February 11, 2010
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Mathsterbation

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007
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Math Daddy

A man that women rely on for help in math; especially calculus. A math daddy is different from a tutor. Unlike a tutor, they help you for free and sessions with a math daddy often lead to calc n chill.
Remember that really smart guy in my calc class? I gave him my number, now he's my math daddy. I hope he's down to calc n chill tonight.
by peachesandplums October 22, 2016
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Math

You know the happenings, homies just yappin' and
Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again
You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy
After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly
Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math
Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's
Nas I Am
by The Amalamps March 13, 2014
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mates before dates

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"
by Tankman R. January 8, 2008
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Math

1. Something only smart kids know and no one else can understand and just copy of the smart kid.
2. Something that will be banned if I become president. Vote 1Trump' 'Dog
3. Code when in a maths class for meth
4. The test that you give the smart kids name on your own and claim his test
Girl: Have you got the extra math
Teacher: Yes have double homework

Trump: I have finally executed all Mexican Maths teachers
by Uncle joshy June 23, 2019
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Math-illiterate

Similar to when you can't read, only this means mathematically challenged. Math was most likely your worst subject because you just don't know what you're doing in that class. Math really stumps you if you're math-illiterate; you often fail to comprehend numbers, adding, subtracting, etc.

Complete opposite of math-literate.
Marilyn is really excellent at english and history and always helps her friends with those subjects, but when it comes to geometry she's really math-illiterate.
by PrincessR November 26, 2009
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