Laney High School

A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.

jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"

by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009

Laney

A bad bitch has good friends in love with her boyfriend and really good at makeup you really need her as a friend because she will be there for u no matter what and she will fuck u up if u mess with her always keep a good relationship with Laney

Laney is a bad. Bitch

by Hellogirl3333 May 7, 2018

T.J. Lane

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t.j. lane takes it in the ass.

by erthiccharris November 25, 2016

Lois Lane

ryhming slang for cocaine

for example "got any Lois Lane"

by ABH January 3, 2007

Lane Community College

Most commonly called LCC in the area, Lane Community College is located in Eugene, Oregon. Good flight and nursing programs, known locally for being replete with 30-40 year olds going back to school and college freshman who either A: Can't afford Oregon or Oregon State, or B: Couldn't get into Oregon or Oregon State. Known affectionately as "Last Chance College" in the UO circle..

Evan: Hey are you going to school this year?

John: Yeah, but I'm going to Lane Community College because I never attended class in highschool

Elyse: I didn't know you went to Last Chance College!

Amanda: Yeah well I've kept it pretty quiet cuz, you know, it is Last Chance College.

by coganstuff October 7, 2009

nascar lane change

when another driver changes lanes at high speed and barely fits between the car in front and behind. if there's more than 18 inches of total space it doesn't qualify. These people are the cause of lots or wrecks and recipents of lots of profanity and obscene gestures.

the fucking idiot pulled a nascar lane change and caused a 10 car pile up

by Paul S.W. November 21, 2006

8-laner

The brown stains left after flushing a big shit down the toilet.

Dude, I just droppped an 8-laner shit in your mom's toilet. Your Mom's toilet bowl looks like a brown 8 lane super highway .

by Chris Nubby August 6, 2007