liquid plumber

A plumber who drinks on the job

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017

liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck June 16, 2016

Liquid Brownie

A piece of shit that looks like a half cooked brownie.

John got drunk and left a liquid brownie on the kitchen floor!

by jstnlvrr May 6, 2016

liquid helium

A liquid that will freeze your fucking asshole off even colder than fucking liquid nitrogen or Dry ice I dare you to drink it.

Man 1: I want to die I will drink bleach
Man 2: Nah dude gasoline is better
Man 3: Liquid nitrogen is way better
Man 4: liquid helium is the coldest you dumfuk
Man 3: no its not
Man 5: well I'll try lava
(everyone drinks their favorite suicidal drink)

by Pee Pee suck February 11, 2018

The liquid queen

The liquid Queen was from back in the day, when Lithium Dope was everywhere, and you had to have Anhydrous ammonia in order to make it.. the one with all the ammonia was considered the Liquid King or Queen.

If you need a squirt see if you can get in to see the liquid Queen.

by 69hysteria87 October 23, 2019

Liquid ass

The act of shitting water and or blood rapidly over a period of time

Hey bill did you here about Andos he came home from the pub and had liquid ass poor fella

by Andospumps November 25, 2020

liquid horsepower

it’s skids.

it’s skidding in rain

it’s fucking therapeutic.

love some liquid horsepower after work

some shit like that.

by iwishmumswallowedme. February 5, 2021