Qwerty Keyboard

A keyboard that that goes "q w e r t y u i o p"

"a s d f g h j k l"

"z x c v b n m"

wasd is made for a qwerty keyboard

by SiebenPhi July 16, 2015

key & keyhole

A key & keyhole are a guy with a big dick and his best friend's butt-hole.

My cadet roomie and I are like a key & keyhole!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

QWERTY Keyboard

When you jack-off your choad by lightly tapping it with your fingers. Giving the illusion that you are using a QWERTY keyboard (as if texting).

Austin- Yo i be qwertyin my shit
Andrew- You get a new phone?
Austin- Naw mane, i just really like playing with my choad. like a qwerty keyboard
Andrew- Fa sho. Mane.

by SEAFLOORIUM November 8, 2009

Keyholio

Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.

When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.

by hobrarian November 1, 2008

keyboard solider

One who likes to start fights on the internet, but wouldnt do anything in real life, most of the time they are miles away and you will never ever meet them

Noob1234: Dude stfu before i kick your ass, im gonna come over and hit you with a sledge hammer.

normalperson001: just chill dude, stop being a keyboard solider, im in florida, you live in cali.

by Dragcamaro February 28, 2009

Keyboard Philanthropist

A Facebook or Twitter (or similar online media) user who invests a huge 5-minute effort into saving the world via link-sharing and hardcore online chat.

Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.

Person 1: OMG guys that Kony guy is such a dickweed!!! Help me save Uganda by clicking 'like' or 'share' =)!

Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...

by Beargrid September 12, 2012

Keybola

Any disease or illness caught from a computer keyboard. Most usually a shared or public computer. Occurs due to people with dirty hands using keyboards.

Dave: Have you seen Jimmy recently?
Alan: No I haven't, he works at an office right?
Dave: Yeah, he does
Alan: Must have a case of Keybola

by Roo_12 December 15, 2014