Skip to main content

kreep kitty

An unusually persistent or clingy broad who will stop at nothing to latch onto the dude she's after; even if it means cockblocking him out of opportunities he has dreamed of. Commonly observed examples of kreep kitty behavior include: overwhelming her victim's phone with text messages, popping out of nowhere at the worst times to the shock and horror of the victim, performing unthinkable or often embarrassing acts in an attempt to garner the attention of the stalkee, etc. In most cases the kitty can only be distracted by a deft and sympathetic wingman, unfortunately this inevitably leads to the good man becoming the next victim.
Can you believe that stage five clinger I shook?! If it wasn't for Lou swooping in with the save, the damn kreep kitty surely would've cockblocked me out of every bitty I boned that night!
by idig December 24, 2007
mugGet the kreep kitty mug.

licks the kitty

the act of placing tongue on young feline. the act of placing tongue on vagina(pussy). when adding a name to it, very funny phrase to say in your head to make you laugh.
mama cat licks the kitty.
(any name) licks the kitty.
by jackal210 July 29, 2009
mugGet the licks the kitty mug.

kitty beans

The toes of a kitty. Typically, if you look at the bottom of a cat's paws, their toes look like cotton candy jelly beans (if theyre pink). Thus, kitty beans ^^
by Splatune April 3, 2017
mugGet the kitty beans mug.

Kitty Condo

That player rammed his cock into my kitty condo.
by jamesboob May 8, 2010
mugGet the Kitty Condo mug.

male kitty

A gay man's penis that can be extremely hairy yet adorable
My male kitty is purrrrring
by Mattlowk21 May 26, 2017
mugGet the male kitty mug.

albino kitty

A teenage girl who is albino and likes to lick the kitty.
Damn, look at dat albino kitty.
by HamHug February 22, 2017
mugGet the albino kitty mug.

Kitty Purry

Katy Perry's cat
Person: What's your cat's name?
Katy Perry: Kitty Purry.
by queefteisha March 26, 2017
mugGet the Kitty Purry mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email