1.Someone who attemtps to pick fights with anyone and everyone in a chat room.
2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online
2.Someone who argues just to get a raise out of someone else online
man1: hey RandompersonA (insert random stupid shit here about other persons mom/girlfriend/country/dog )
RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you
man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go
RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch
man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something
RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy
RandompersonA: Dude back the hell up i wasn't talking to you
man1: oh really what are you going to do about it. If you wanna go lets go
RandompersonA: well if thats what you really want my address is ------------------ lets go bitch
man1: like i would come to your house your most likely some crazy dude who wants to eat me or something
RandomepersonA: STFU no one cares that your a keyboard tough guy
by 1h81337 May 19, 2007
Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*
by Bergentruckung January 23, 2021
A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot
Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021
Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)
Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.
Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.
Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.
by rubber-duckie November 09, 2009
Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard
by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
when a computer illiterate person thinks they have "something wrong" with their computer when its just them(fingers on the keyboard down to your feet on the floor) usually used as a comical insult by the I.T. guys at work that a regular employee most likely doesn't understand.
office worker: "What was wrong with my computer?"
I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."
I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."
by big chaw mcgraw August 09, 2010