Kevin

A guy thats so nice and caring that you might think he is a psychopath that is only acting nice to get close to you and then kill you and hide your body in a butcher's freezer and frame the butcher... but don't worry he definitely isn't

wow Kevin isn't a psychopath

by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022

Kevin

A dude who tries to be friendly but jokes too much and hurts everyone. Name of a childish boy who thinks that the world can be easy to tame if you have hope.

Kevin: (Jokes)
RGB friend: that hurts.

by Artic_mammal January 30, 2020

Kevin

A young chump that is just very wholesome and beautiful on the inside. Someone with the name Kevin is just a fun dude and should eat lots of bread because he deserves it. But don't ever question a Kevin because he will cut you up.

Girl: Who is that dude?
Another Girl: I don't know but his name is Kevin so he seems pretty cool.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the basically a troll living under the bridge

Man, I was trying to get to my friend's house when I met Kevin on the bridge, he wanted to tag along so I went back home instead.

by nacovatiom September 2, 2018

Kevin

Crackhead and all around good guy, local to WVU

Kevin was here.

by pizzabageltime September 25, 2019

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019