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Justin Bieber 

A portrayal of the Antichrist, often described as being a male, blonde, fifteen year-old hip-hop performer with an excessive amount of tattoos on his torso. Despite his job as a hip-hop artist, this entity is unable to sing. This entity is desired by most young females of a low intellect. This entity is know for triggering many electronic music fans after appearing in "Where Are Ü Now," a song by Skrillex, Diplo, and Jack Ü. This entity is usually a symbol of evil or stupidity, however, he is also a symbol of employment, as it is a wonder how he still manages to get work.
"Oh my god. Is this Justin Bieber? Turn that shit off before I kick you in the nutsack!"
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Justin Bieber 

(noun.) one of the "pop sensation" regenerated ever 1-5 years by one of the most evil human beings yet to be named. Some are so dedicated to finding out who creates these robots, or, "superstars" that they are to believe that he was regenerated by the devil himself. Sadly, scientists are yet to back up this statement with facts.
jonas brothers, greyson chance, backstreet boys, jesse mccartney, justin bieber
Justin Bieber by gabba richie September 4, 2010

Justin Bieber 

A very talented 19 year old guy from Canada. He's so perfect if you look at him for too long, you'll go blind. His voice is like angels singing and his face is just kjdhsfuihsdf. He has a sexy body and sexy tattoos and he's an overall sexy person. He's too amazing and all of you that hate on him are wasting your time being jealous.
"Who's Justin Bieber?"

"The definition of perfect, like, I want him to be my boyfriend. He's an 11 on a scale of 1-10."

Justin Bieber 

A person who represents half the votes for no on prop 8
Guy 1 : WOW thats a lot of votes for prop 8

Guy 2 : Half of them are from a Homo Sexual Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber by BootlegedRob August 5, 2010

JUSTIN BIEBER 

He is the most amazong, HAWTest boy in this effing planet(: i LOOVVEE that boooyy:D look him up on youtube.
OH MY GODDDDDDD.
i it really him!? ahhhh!--->JUSTIN BIEBERR:D
JUSTIN BIEBER by Hannah:DD March 29, 2009

Justin Bieber 

As of 3-1-11 he is 17 years old and hit puberty a about 1 1/2 years ago. He is a singer from Stratford, Ontario, Canada.
person 1: Who's that person singing?
person 2: Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber by Person839 March 4, 2011

Justin Bieber 

Amazing lyrics. Even better voice. Very, very talented. If he wasn't so talented, why did Usher and Justin Timberlake fight over him? They found him, he didn't find them. And to top it all off, He's definitely no doubt the most beauitful boy i've ever seen.
nothing can campare to justin bieber. :)
Justin Bieber by B. Bieber. ;) November 13, 2009