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Jon Thomas

A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie
Jon Thomas is good example of a Man
by Weezytoo September 26, 2020
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jon erickson

A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.
Ah! Jon Erickson just douche-shit all over my birthday party!
by jerone johnson September 26, 2011
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Jon bovi

Apart of a epic band
Yo have you heard of Jon bovi
by Jon bovi lover March 16, 2020
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pulled a jon

tripping or stumbling randomly for no appartent reason
Oh dude you pulled a jon!
by David Christianson April 19, 2008
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Jon Slater

A child toucher who denies allegations but deep down loves children. Has curly brown/blonde hair plays for a shit footy team and gives free Up and Go's. For help lines call 911 or 000
by Noah perky June 15, 2018
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Jon Bonin'

To test positive for benzoylecgonine, a metabolite of cocaine, and due to the fact beating up an opponent
Damn, He must have been jon bonin' he won that fight too easy.
by Goldrico January 8, 2015
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Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it
Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF
by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020
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