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jon brown

Sick ass flow artist that believes in love not hate
Well I'll be Jon Brown at a Flow Jam
by Jon Brown December 21, 2016
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Jon Walker

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G
by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018
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jon zito

A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.
Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!

Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
by Jon Zito August 24, 2016
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bia & jon

a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333
friend: omg we r jus like bia & jon
friend 2: omg how?
friend: we r a couple that doesn’t date 😍😍
by bi0nca April 21, 2019
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Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.
We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.
by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021
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Jon squad

The most amazing squad in the world feturing Tom, Jake, Evy, Annie, Anna, Abby, and Aedan
Wow I wish my friend group was like the Jon squad
by Jonnyo March 27, 2017
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