John

John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.

Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John

by Avo-on-Toast June 12, 2019

John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!

Is that John in that red car?

by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019

John

An asian boy who goes to the murphy and who likes shie.

“john is mines”

shie said.

by Anonymous😂 (murphy head6) June 1, 2019

John

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.

Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.

by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019

John

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

by Mydadleft August 17, 2019