Jazz and three

An expression used for a multitude of different feelings in differing situations. Most commonly used for a negative feeling, but is known to change.
Originally from 'Lazy and tired' on predictive mobile setting, if the words are not changed it will come out as 'Jazz and three'.

Person one: Are you ready for this?
Person two: No mate, sorry I'm all Jazz and three.

or

Person one: Hell no! I'm Jazz and threeing!

by Cubfuggerly February 23, 2007

Jazz Rat

The holy rat of jazz that blesses us each and every single day. He is glory, he is grace, he is jazz rat. Jazz Rat is known for his immense knowledge of jazz and skills on the saxophones, he also has an alternate ego named "Fancy Rat". He is a world renowned asexual icon as well as jazzromantic. Little known fact : His cousin is Remi the rat and he really enjoys grilled cheese.

Holy crap I just saw Jazz Rat live in concert! He truly is my hero.

by Ottoxinuk March 10, 2020

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 2, 2018

jazz handed

It's when you're getting completely fisted (by a colleague, your boss, the man, etc) with the added value of them opening their hand completely and giving it a shimmy shake.

I'm grossly underpaid at work. I'm getting royally jazz handed.

by twisted spinach June 24, 2010

jazz cock

A cock that is very unpredictable.

I fucked Jared last night, and he came in like ten seconds. But then we fucked again and it took him like three hours. He's got a jazz cock!

by Raremeatpete May 5, 2014

Jazz Club

Female Genitalia that is both dark and dingy.

"Wow, your vagina is like a fucking jazz club."

by Bob Fossil January 30, 2008

Fusion Jazz

Mixture between funk and the chords of Jazz creating this new type of modern day sounding jazz.

Chick Korea is a great Fusion Jazz band! CHECK EM OUT!

by davo9678d April 29, 2011