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jan

super smart super talented woman who loves ass and geography. shes a really good friend and is the perfect person to have fun with unless shes drunk on peach tea
friend 1: how was your day?
friend 2: oh i had a great time with jan today

friend 1: omg!! yall were together? damn it mustve been so fun i wish i coukd be you and play with jan as well
friend 2: lmao
by phoelix November 20, 2021
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jan Dayman

A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈
Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.
by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy November 22, 2021
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Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it
What day is it. It’s Jan 2
by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019
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jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
by Cpclsn December 5, 2018
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Jan 5th

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th
by Phelawlz December 26, 2021
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Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!
O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right
by MrMudel January 2, 2017
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Ryan Jan

Ryan Jan, a person who have a good heart, good looking man, funny, kind but slightly chix boy. He is a type of friend you will surely love. His simple smile can make you smile too. If you like him, the moment you will have an eye to eye contact to him can make you fall in love more. Also he is a kisser.
Ryan Jan, name that can make me smile.
by Jenjn January 20, 2022
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