James

James is the type of guy that will show up to a major event wearing ripped jeans that sag from behind, a bulge
from the front which indicates he has swollen testicles from playing Nutsucker, a T Shirt with yellow grog stains,
untidy hair, unshaven and regurgitating the left over food he ate in the morning and still manage to steal the
limelight. No matter what he wears and how bad he smells, he'll always manage to be the centre of attention.
Women flock to him and girls want to play with him, his a legend in his own right and all the men hate him
because he can steal their girls from under their nose and their clueless.
James reminds me of Mr. Big from Sex and the City.
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James is under the gutter
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James

An actual decent human being (depending on his personality). Most likely really cool guys.
"James looked up his name on Urban Dictionary and found that the true definition of himself is a"little blond boy with a micro-penis", you know, cause every decent person insults a guy that they hate using Urban Dictionary..."
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An irrelvant kid that some how is always the topic of discussion.
He's a James
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Usually someone who is a dependent friend who you can always rely on. He is generally crazy and bonkers and makes people laugh with his incredible campiness.
James: Heeeey
Friend: Stop saying hello to everyone
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A gay man who loves to play video games on his free time. James is also a very smart student getting high B's if not straight A's for the entire school year. He is in a Skype group that has inactive people in it. He does however have a lot of friends at school that encourage him to change to Discord because they have a large group but does not want to and says, "Skype is better!" He is also known for taking massive L's from time to time, often denying it.
Guy 1: "Did you know James is gay?"
Girl 1: "Hold on a second, he's gay?!"
Guy 2: "No way!"
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James is a boy who is so cute, funny and overall the most amazing person you’ll ever meet, once you get to know him that is. James’s will never lie to you and if you’re dating one never let him go.
P1. Aww that guy is so sweet

P2. Yeah that’s because he’s a James, his girlfriend is the luckiest
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