Hot Jon

When a hot curling iron is shoved up someone’s ass, usually used as a threat towards someone.

You better watch yourself chase, or I’ll be giving you a hot Jon.

by Silverback6996 October 16, 2023

toilet jon

Often shipped with Bryan Mendivil or anyone from the Newscapepro crew

Toilet Jon is better shipped with Zeres....

by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018

Blow Jon

Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.

Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon

by Dozey85 November 26, 2021

Jon Tester

Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.

I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.

by Trump on a ventilator October 5, 2020

Jon Sousa

Someone you would go gay for

i'd go gay for Jon Sousa

by c young young January 21, 2010

to Jon-boat

1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.

2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.

Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.

Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?

Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.

by PoorRicardo June 29, 2018

Jon Fishman

The Drummer of Phish. The audial version of Bob Ross and blastoplast of the Death Star. The most underrated drummer of all time.

Nicknames: Fish, Henrietta, Tubbs, Friar Tubbs, Chuck Norris, amongst countless others

Jon Fishman tucking is great... You suck at tucking.

by Tweezedout January 3, 2017