Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

the innit

a stud who is in the navy, a human version of quagmire, possibly has thrush, a dark passenger of sorts

the innit is such a stud, i wish i was like him, glad i haven't got thrush though

by jonteg November 10, 2007

annie init

A red haired fiesty character that likes reading pornographic material in the dark, she also drives an twingo pretty wildely

I had a chat with an annie init lastnight she rocked my socks

by thedave123456 November 22, 2011

Taxi Invite

When a person is invited to an event or outing simply because another person or group of people needed to bum a ride off of them.

"Who the hell invited Simon?"
"He was Mrs. Mineuse's taxi invite. She can't drive."

by Pecca Belletier July 19, 2012

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014

Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021

National invite your girlfriend over today day

Today invite your girlfriend to house

National invite your girlfriend over today day is today!!

by Emily brewer January 12, 2021