Ian

An Ian is a person that sucks at videogames.

Oh my god, your friend sucks at this game, he's such an Ian.

by Bayonetta's son May 15, 2019

Ian

Ian is really smart sweet and kind but shy around the people he like

Ian would be great with a Taylor

by Bookin June 21, 2019

Ian

ALRIGHT Ian is just an all around poofter and had a nice little yawning donkey he’s a real brown sailor he’s gay for sure

Man you know that Ian he likes dudes

by smooth pimpdaddy November 20, 2018

Ian

A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.

Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.

by Comedick26 November 18, 2017

Ian

They are nice, funny, and trustworthy. Ians tend to be homosexual, yet can be afraid to admit it. It isn't out of the ordinary for Ians to live their entire lives in what some call the "Iron Closet", which is just an internal deep denial of their sexuality. You will never have to be afraid to let Ians around your girlfriend. However, your boyfriend is a different story. They are tall, handsome, and tend to have good relationships with their mothers. Some theorize that due to an absence of a father figure in some lives, this is what can lead to an Ian's gayness. Overall, they are fun loving people who love to have fun with and in guys.

"Mom, dad, I'm Ian"

by cjetson April 24, 2019

ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games

hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017

Ian

Ian is smarter than most people. He is very competitive and sometimes rather lose his friends than an argument. Ian's are generally tall fellas who have red curly hair. It is said his beard is the most magnificent in all the land. People come from far and wide to gaze upon his godly beard. Ian is quite shy at first but once you become close to him he is one of the loudest people you can meet. People ask Ian for guidance all the time, so much so that some call him Ian the elder. Ian eats anything that is placed in front if him and is never full. He is honest loyal and will never turn away from people in need.

Did you hear about Ian's beard.

by Stynesy June 19, 2019