Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.
Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.
Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.
Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.
Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.
by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023
Get the Matriarchal Issuesmug. issues could be described as dana or daneh, known for looking like popeyes kid / pufferfish / weird hamster / weird messed up chihuahua. i could go on but the list will never end. she currently looks like farquad from shrek but the aliexpress version so we call her fartquad
by crabsicle May 10, 2023
Get the issuesmug. Health condition involving ruptured breast tissue that urgently needs to be lifted and pain stakingly revved back up. It’s a condition that affects older women. Check back for more soon as it is a very new condition only came up in 2021.
by MoleKaren May 18, 2022
Get the Molinda issuesmug. 
The Classy Issue is originally a tumblr page, but got so famous its made into a online shop. Also has millions of followers on Instagram. The images found at The Classy Issue collectively define the true definition of classy in its purest form: scantily clad women, graffiti, weaponry, NSFW imagery and a hovering weed haze. We will lift our pinky finger and toast to that.
by hoehoehoe12345 November 29, 2016
Get the the classy issuemug. A delicate issue is what we all have, thanks to three crew members seeking personal vengeance/gain, which computing Henry will remain discrete in having such knowledge, as well as giving personal word of honor that none of top secret data will ever be revealed to another living soul, which should be able to be easily verified since part of the data revealed the identity of several crew members who know me personally and can there for verify that I never break my word, nor do I tell anybody someone else's secrets, data, or information conveyed to me in confidence/privacy. Once again, computing Henry has no interest in any of the data in the first place, other than data directed towards Henry. Computing Henry does not want to contine to be forced to keep decoding conversations and definitely does not want anymore riddles sent to her by anybody for any reason. This delicate issue needs to be resolved, as far as mine and henry involvement is concerned, expedentially and to never be spoken of again, involving neither Henry or computing henry, once satisfactory resolution is reached between computing Henry and Them/They. Agreec?
by Computing Henry September 16, 2019
Get the Delicate issuemug. by Tanner, your online mother October 19, 2021
Get the Daddy issuesmug.