hillbilly barbwire

Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!
My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!
by spike14 February 18, 2014
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Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
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hillbilly billo

a queer guy that lives in texas

and my favorite word
sweeney :)
shut up u hillbilly billo i dont live in texas and i aint queer
by bob daviesf December 12, 2009
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Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied
"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"
by F1ange October 31, 2013
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hillbilly slip 'n slide

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.
Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"

Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"
by Mr. Bigg Dawg May 15, 2018
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Hillbilly Condo

A condominium that spends more attention on beautification than maintenance.
My condo is decorating like crazy (grill, plants, beach umbrella) while not draining the water lines. We are a hillbilly condo.
by SeaCrone February 04, 2025
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Hillbilly Condo

The President of the Hillbilly condo loudly proclaims “This is my Home” & “I live here” while using the condo as a cash cow. She’s been reported for Homestead Fraud yet continues to Air BnB more than reside there.
Let’s rent the Hillbilly Condo. They won’t enforce the rules & we can drink in the pool.
by SeaCrone January 24, 2025
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