Dennis Haley

The sexiest, most attractive man you will ever meet. He’s always there for a good time. He’s like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold night. A Viking. A Norse god. Similar to Thor. Has a big hammer. Never lazy. Always helps out. Very stubborn but it’s because he’s got a big giant dick. All the ladies at concord high, Pittsburg and de La Salle wanted to hump his Norwegian brains out. Look at his fingers…they scream big-dick energy. Dennis Haley is loyal to the bone. He’s adventurous and a bit of a daredevil. A Dennis Haley will most likely be the life of the party and will drink anyone under the table. Loves Shamsie forever.

Whoa dude, your penis has major Dennis Haley energy!

by SLĀ October 22, 2023

Haley

the raddest red head girl out there that watches zombies and listens to mack z girl party 24/7

example: hey haley whats up

haley: i just peed myself watching disney channel

by marybitchsel May 26, 2018

haley warring

she is the most amazing person and shes the best and soososooo funny if you have a friend named haley nicole warring and its me then shes the best.and uh shes the best.

tom:omg is that haley warring?shes coming over here!
me:ur mom
*tom dies laughing*"omg youre so funny haley"

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022

Haley Jo

Haley Jo is the name ,whose standards, few women can live up to. This name denotes Beauty, kindness, and an amazing personality. Also most Haley Jo's are successful making them an excellent choice for a sugar mama ;)

A guy met an amazing woman and knew her name was Haley Jo even before she told him.

by Caboose1212 November 10, 2020

Haley Rits

Really Bunk, not cool. Some one who makes lists calling people bunk regardless of their status as being a bunk piece of trash.

Bunk= Haley Rits

by ZurichNeil69 January 29, 2010

Haley

A tall, blonde, girl who is down to earth, pretty, can be a total bitch if u mess with her. Usually born in the winter/spring and friends with someone who's name starts with a J, who is a crazy wild girl who is usually short and also has blonde hair. But neither of them are stupid. They are both really smart. Haley's are gorgeous and they like handsome guys with names that start with D, M, or C.

Guy: man she is beautiful , probably a Haley!

by cutiepie403 March 5, 2017

haley hartshorne

Someone of great importance and one of a kind. A very remarkable young lady, who is not afraid to stand up for what she believes in.

Haley Hartshorne is soooo cool

by ALQPZMWOSKXNEIDJCBRUFHTYG March 26, 2017