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Honey Suckleing

Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.

This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.
Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.

After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.

"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.

Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.

After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."

"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.
by Brawny Man April 24, 2013
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honey munchkin

1. What a freshman calls an upperclassman when he/she tries to hit on him/her.
2. A name that pisses a girl off
1. You scared me honey munchkin! Don't do that ever again Iris... See you during lunch :)
2. "What's up Iris the honey munchkin?" "STOP CALLING ME THAT!" "I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again honey munchkin."
by ddawg0926 April 24, 2017
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This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.
Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
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Honey kisses

Boy: you are my honey kisses i love you
Girl: aww you are my honey kisses as well
by Snowfurry May 16, 2021
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honey twink

When you make somebody a Twinkie and a honey bun all in one session they become your little honey twink.
You can either be a Twinkie or a honey bun and if you don't pick imma make you my little honey twink
by KJ and TT July 31, 2023
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Honey Vager

A vagina that shows little regard toward it's own well-being in the pursuit of consumption.
Her Honey Vager doesn't even care it just takes what it wants.
by Eddie Head January 28, 2012
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Beaver Honey

A sticky light golden liquid produced in the honey glands of canadian beavers by fermenting wood chips. It's basically animal resin.
You all get a shipment of Beaver Honey
by TheOneSin September 16, 2021
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