Loud. Dense. Oh and he flipping me oof right now. Likes hockey is great, but in reality it sucks ass. Thinks Star Wars is bae. Single for the the last century and he wants to continue this record.
by @Liambestfriend June 10, 2021

1. Perky, bubbly, smiley blonde actress and conclusive proof that good things do come in small packages.
2. A likeable and talented performer who Tailwind Productions and NBC should never have left out of any episodes of "Heroes" (coincidence that it started to slip when Tim Kring okayed Hayden-less episodes? I don't think so).
3. Fond of older men, so presumably left cold by the boybands of the world. Also fond of tattoos, but prefers relatively unobtrusive and attractive ones to covering every square inch of skin (cf. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox).
4. Actress given the world's most frequently misspelt surname (Panaterre, Pantierre, Pannettiere, Pantyliner etc).
2. A likeable and talented performer who Tailwind Productions and NBC should never have left out of any episodes of "Heroes" (coincidence that it started to slip when Tim Kring okayed Hayden-less episodes? I don't think so).
3. Fond of older men, so presumably left cold by the boybands of the world. Also fond of tattoos, but prefers relatively unobtrusive and attractive ones to covering every square inch of skin (cf. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox).
4. Actress given the world's most frequently misspelt surname (Panaterre, Pantierre, Pannettiere, Pantyliner etc).
Maybe I'll never get to tap that sweet ass Hayden Panettiere has, but at least she won't let Justin Bieber near it either the way Selena Gomez did.
by Cindylover1969 January 7, 2011

by chippy chipmunk April 3, 2005

When a male typically white becomes very aroused at the sight of women with very short hair commonly mistaken as men. Hayden’s often enjoy seeing what’s down there and tickling the pubic hair of others with there teeth. These ”men” will also post odd things on there social media’s targeted towards females, these things could consider him a simp. Although the act of performing a Dirty Hayden is when a man throws a girl on his bed and viciously best her pushy with his monster penis. After this they throw her on the street and look for the next person they could destroy.
by Pussy phucker March 9, 2020

The best spaniard I know. Someone who can always brighten your day, with her nice...spanish comments, and wonderful hair dos!!!
by ELLEHCIMASIL September 14, 2003

by LaminatedGrapes March 27, 2022

Hayden Fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym every minute and chugs a 5 gallons of pineapple juice to establish dominance. One who is Hayden Fit seems like a really fit guy.
by 2n1lah November 23, 2021
