Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.

Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.

by Donna Duccini June 22, 2019

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Greasy Reecey

The art of anally fingering a girl with the substitution of boiling chip fat instead of lube.

dude, i totally Greasy Reece'd that girl last night! She loves the Greasy Reecey, all girls do!

by 69tehe December 5, 2012

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greasy cheeseburger

Unspecific but somewhat depraved sexual act that should help distract from a Saturday morning hangover. Like a real cheeseburger, it's better with some bacon.

Guy_Howdy said:
@lucyspet You are a pro, baby. You need a greasy cheeseburger like nobody's business.

JuarezAfterDark said:
@Guy_Howdy I'd love to give @lucyspet a greasy cheeseburger. #euphemism

by JuarezAfterDark October 11, 2010

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Greasy Stovepipe

When you roll your dick in bacon grease, sprinkle it with rust and then shove it down your woman's throat before she makes you pancakes with Log Cabin brand Maple Syrup.

"Took that girl I met to woods for the weekend."
"Did you get lucky?"
"She didn't. But I did, gave her a greasy stovepipe."

by What's that guy's name? January 4, 2021

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