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Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!
by Joe September 23, 2003
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Gentleman

A man which possesses style and class.
A very sharp dresser - wears a suit, or dress pants and blazer, shirt, mens shoes, and tie or bowtie.
A gentleman is chivalrous in nature and is always well behaved.

A Gentleman knows how to treat a lady with respect. (In the rare occasion he finds one)
Well groomed, with combed hair and a clean shave - 5 o'clock shadows are acceptable after a long day, but a shave is mandatory first thing in the morning.

The Gentleman is falsely believed to be extinct.
More accurately though, they have been driven off by feminists and loud promiscuous women, in the search for women whom possess the style and class to match them.
The few that remain among the general population are more commonly referred to as "Nice Guys".
They're usually disguised as common riff-raff, wearing jeans, sneakers, t-shirts; with facial hair and unruly haircuts, constantly failing to attract or please the opposite sex.
Their self-conduct and interactions with others, usually give them away though.
Very few gentlemen dare dress the part publicly, and conduct themselves accordingly.
This is partly to a rise in fake gentlemen, who knows the dresscode, but have no manners at all and WILL disrespect women.
These fakes are usually rather easy to spot, if you know what to look for.
The before mentioned jeans, sneakers, untucked shirts, and facial hair, in combination with any of the usual Gentleman identifiers, are dead givaway.
"What happened to the Gentleman in todays society? Good men are so hard to find."
by The Real Gentleman December 9, 2014
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!
by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018
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gentlemens relish

by nivek August 27, 2003
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Gentleman's Challenge

The act of masturbating in a public restroom, ejaculating into your hand, emerging from the stall, and slapping the nearest person across the face with your jizz hand, declaring "I challenge you to a duel!"
In the name of chivalry, I extended a Gentleman's Challenge towards my urinating opponent.
by Tim "Purple" Hayes January 14, 2007
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Gentlemen's Sausage

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
by BalckBaron November 13, 2011
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Be gentle

SELF PRESERVATION AND PROTECTION ACT 2015

Section 24- Protection via gentle direction

24(a)- A direction, or plea, for the oppression of an outside force, whether physical or non-physical, to be reduced from the level at which the oppression was set to be conveyed, or forced, against an individual.

(b)- The execution of the vocalisation, in regards to delivery and tone, is characterised, typically, by the actual phrase itself, and in effect, "Be gentle" is primarily spoken gently.

(c) The phrase may, or may not, be supported by additional vocalisations which demonstrate the weakness, either intended or not intended. of the victim.
Level 3, tower 4: "There's Fingers, get him!!!"

*Fingers is handled roughly*
Fingers: "Be gentle, ughuughughhuughh"
by TheBigD101 March 29, 2015
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