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Future

This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.
Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future
by Buttsuc December 19, 2018
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Future

Is thing that Billie eilish is in love with
Billie eilish: I’m in love with my future
by I.stole.your.cat September 22, 2020
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oddball future

The phrase "Oddball Future" is an adjective used to describe something or someone prerposterous in nature.

The phrase is a play on words of the music group Odd Future and the term Oddball. The term is often used in a comedic setting to describe weird activities or people.
Friend: I like wiping my ass back to front
You: You're oddball future rn .
by MeLikePork777 September 26, 2021
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hyunjin's future wife

hyunjin's future wife is someone who used to be Wi Ha Joon's wife. She has a short brown hair and she is kinda mandarin chinese.
Oh hyunjin's future wife is Wi Ha Joon's ex wife
by Wi Ha Joon's new wife November 21, 2021
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Reverse Back To The Future

A sex move when the a male is fucking their partner doggy style, during the act the male or top must be clenching whiskey in their ass. When they are about to come they must release the whiskey at high speeds while holding a lighter to their rectum, this will spray a line of fire behind the performer.

This is in reference to the scene where Doc Brown tries to fuel the DeLorean with whiskey as well as the fire trail the DeLorean leaves behind when traveling through time.
I just did a Reverse Back To The Future on my girl, my house may have burned down but the rush was great!
by AmishCurse October 27, 2018
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Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.
"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
--> Cybertruck? More Like Cyber-Sucks! – SOME MORE NEWS
by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024
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Future Gash

A girl who you are neither dating, nor sleeping with yet, who is a dead cert to sleep with you in the near future.
Guy 1: Hey, was that chick last night your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
by Mrfredash January 23, 2011
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